award-winner for Best Back Porch & Most Baffling Venue Layout
swampy blueish aura
i’m transported
an old-new rural bathhouse,
t e x t u r e s
when i look in the mirror i become
Royal (one of the good ones,
if there ever were)
hallway venue,
the stage crowds the bar,
oop ‘scuse me,
barely room to dance,
but i do anyway
i am a miller high life geyser.
a rare dive sanctuary,
i would puke hot foam into your toilet in
every lifetime.
rating: 5/5
09.29.2025
“Kansas City’s premier outdoor music and event venue,” but i only ever go for pizza and beer.
Not bad, single occupancy
one prison sink,
one mirror mirror on the wall
foam soap
dingy, not dirty
toilet: normal
conflicting omens fill the walls
a chimney’d skylight opens the eye of god above me
and catches me with my pants down.
rating: 3.5/5
06.09.2025